My wife developed an obsession with cooking since our move
to Johannesburg .
I am not always home to taste her
growing repertoire, but she is not the type of girl who will allow lack of audience
to interfere with ambition. Today, she
did not face that obstacle as I was at home.
The latest addition to the cooking frenzy exploded into development of a
food blog. She has an information
technology background and thus made easy work of putting together the layout on
computer, and announced the deadline for the first publication would be
Sunday. Today was Saturday, we were
going to have fun. Now there was a final
hurdle to clear - we needed photographs.
Strangely, you need to make the stuff before visual mortification can
follow. Shortly after sunrise she wowed
that chicken pie would be available for dinner, and if I do not invite enough
friends, tomorrow too.
I got up and enquired about my involvement to this
episode. She assured me that would be
limited to small assistance related endeavours, and then disappeared to find
the camera. She found the camera, and to
my surprise produced a small shopping list, shoved me into the shower and set
me off to Spar. I loaded two
unsuspecting chickens and rolls of pastry for her creation into the basket,
"that is all I need" was her departing message. Well trained fellow that I am in household
ergonomics, I bought only that.
Upon arrival she shoved the unsuspecting birds into a pot,
gave them a wash of measured water and fired up the stove. That done, out came some spices, neatly
arranged on a plate. Camera fun would
start then. “Where to photograph this?”
she asked me. She carried this plate
around the house looking for the best spot of light. My suggestion of and aged tabletop in the
kitchen was immediately dismissed. She
walked around some more, and then I commandeered the plate and camera. I took the photos where I suggested. Understanding that she might want to have a
selection, I took several shots using different settings, then she could decide
later which one to use. This happened
with loads of commentary about my angle and ability. Most of the criticism was valid, but at least
we got proceedings started. When I was
done, the plate again started it's travel through the house, but this time
photos were taken, everywhere. Upon
return to the kitchen these spices went visiting the chickens.
"I need carrots", came the cry from the kitchen. So much for "all I need", I thought,
but overseeing carrots was a minor sin if considering the task here endeavoured. I offered to walk with to Spar, and bought
the carrots, some rice and a clove of garlic.
Carrots and garlic went into the pot, and there was time to rest.
Then the birds were done and required stripping off. She took out a knife and started sharpening it, I said only nice things as I noticed her long blonde hair flicking back in perfect rhythm to the strokes; she likes sharpening that thing, I knew. Most Roman legionaries were sent to battle less armed than she was right then. As she started stripping away at the birds, my son entered the scene. He decided this was the opportune moment to start kicking an empty plastic bag around the kitchen as background music. This impromptu ambiance was not appreciated and fortunately mom had the clear-headedness to lay down her weapon before attacking him. She then asked me "how would I describe her cooking". As she already picked up the piece again, I was not going to say something stupid like "aggressive", or "violent". Over the years I learned not to provoke a mother after a child warmed her up for action. And this lot of mine, they have the ability to work her up to explosion point, and then disappear, this was no exception. I am glad about this understanding as she had the two birds disassembled in no time as a display of her skill.
My answer was "enthusiastic", and she accepted the single word as a full explanation. She had never started a project without this, and I think this is one of her best attributes. Due to this, life turns to be very emotional, and I like it. I cannot imagine life with a half dead woman who accepts success and failure, and the range in between, with a modest stride. The roller coaster ride is sometimes difficult to handle, but at least there is life inside her.
Separating the herbs and spices for the remaining
ingredients annoyed her, "next time I have to put this into a bag this is
taking too long and is a shit job", she mumbled to herself. She added more stuff to the growing mixture
of meat, carrots, and others. This
looked very good, and had to be digitized.
The length of tour through the house was getting shorter now, and I quietly
thought that soon she would be at my original position only.
Thickening the stock was the last miracle to perform before
the pastry would be prepared. This
occurred within minutes, and all was done.
She uttered those romantic words of love then, "I said puff pastry you
idiot, not shortbread, but I suppose I have to make do with this". I got a bit nervous when the other torture
device, a rolling pin came out after her expressing gratitude in me buying the
wrong pastry. Fortunately, application
of the roller to the pastry was all the violent outlet she required to calm her
down and the top of my head received no attention. The only threats came when I tried to assist
with the decorative pastry bits on the top, but by now I know when to pull back
with clever suggestions. Then she popped
the entire dish into the oven after another photo shoot.
Watching this procedure unfold through two and a half hours
gave me a lot of respect for the humble chicken pie. “Not such a humble dish after all”, I said to
her. The skill in making this is also
far superior to my abilities and attention span. This was my account of the unfolding event. I am sure my angels' write-up will be much
more technical and procedural, and that is how things ought to be. Each vantage point should allow a new
perspective on the same task., an fresh angle so to say.
When the pie was done and photographed one last time, I was
glad I forgot to arrange for extras. I
would have more on Sunday, and further more there was a promise that the spice
that had to go into a bag, thus we would have to do this again for that photo.
I also know that all those foodies that are blogging so
eagerly are doing one hell of a job, perfecting their recipes and presentation
to the world.
Enjoy your journey, "Dulcie and Cubano", my love!
Saturday 1 June, 2013
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